So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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