Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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