dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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