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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
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HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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