who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you still have your period?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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