Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
