Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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