just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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