Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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