I'm so fucking centered right now
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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