sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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