I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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