wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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