these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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