garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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