My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
