ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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