he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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