He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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