Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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