i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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