Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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