Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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