We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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