I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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