Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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