I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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