I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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