She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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