I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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