Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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