just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Enjoy the penises
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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