if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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