dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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