HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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