He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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