She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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