i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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