At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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