My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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