; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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