Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌