i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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