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  I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?

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  (718): I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life? http://tfl.nu/2jrg
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  (281): View more from Texas

  I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!

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  (281): I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! http://tfl.nu/gg3p
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  Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine

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  (365): Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine http://tfl.nu/mm7j
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

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  (330): I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported http://tfl.nu/ddun
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  (307): View more from Wyoming

  It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face

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  (307): It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face http://tfl.nu/4yyh
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  (607): View more from New York

  you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship

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  (607): you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship http://tfl.nu/e8ub
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  (862): View more from New Jersey

  Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons

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  (862): Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons http://tfl.nu/m8s3
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.

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  Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine

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  (517): Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet. (1-517): Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine http://tfl.nu/xagy
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  (214): View more from Texas

  I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."

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  (214): I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum." http://tfl.nu/4ufr
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  (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!

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  (551): I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?! http://tfl.nu/sdve
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  (850): View more from Florida

  So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.

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  (850): So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this. http://tfl.nu/uwka
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  (320): View more from Minnesota

  You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.

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  (320): You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick. http://tfl.nu/jc99
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  (331): View more from Illinois

  Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!

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  (331): Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws! http://tfl.nu/1f2r
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.

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  (704): You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor. http://tfl.nu/wkix
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning

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  (302): Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning http://tfl.nu/3ky2
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