Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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