walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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