it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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