i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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