Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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