You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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