better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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