That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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