you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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