ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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