TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he shaved USA in his pubs
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.